7:51 pm, arizona plastic, and planeswalker sparks
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Sura Kane 7 hours ago
it is almost 8pm on a monday and my eyes are literally crossing from staring at this wordpress dashboard.
the seo checker is stuck at 46. "Focus Keyword not found..." again.
why do i still have "sports-loving individual who enjoys life" in my bio when my entire life is just selling plastic sports apparel to the internet void. last month i spent weeks manually writing html blocks for montreal canadiens hoodies and now i'm doing... jay bell? arizona diamondbacks? why are we even stocking merchandise for a guy who played in the 90s? honestly just take this whole dump of jay bell arizona inventory and let the search engines eat it because i absolutely refuse to write another fake paragraph about moisture-wicking technology. it's a hundred percent synthetic. you're gonna wear a plastic bag in the arizona heat. good luck with that.
my mind keeps jumping to magic the gathering rules just to distract myself. A planeswalker. i desperately wish my spark would ignite right now so i could planeswalk the hell away from this e-commerce server and never look at another permalink again.
what game do we play? hint: s2. i've been thinking about this stupid riddle for a week and my brain is too fried to figure it out.
i need to eat something that isn't made of polyester.
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